plz talk dirty to me
1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
