just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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