Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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