I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
