Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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