i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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