If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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