Why are handjobs necessary in class?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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