i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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