i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
You were trust falling into bushes
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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