Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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