How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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