Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
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