before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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