Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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