So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Me too!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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