He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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