Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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