If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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