I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
they're like a gay fantastic four
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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