i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
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