i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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