Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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