fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
