We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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