in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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