yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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