The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
