Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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