id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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