: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
