Im at strip club and am horny
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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