The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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