I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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