i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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