This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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