She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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