Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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