gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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