Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Randomize
