I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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