Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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