He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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