I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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