We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Randomize
