People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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