How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
