I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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