Fine. I'll sleep in my office
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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