love makes seman taste better
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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